ah ha ha

This guy from home who was pursuing me for awhile is now dating this girl who, I swear, looks like a version of me with lighter eyebrows. Fetishist.

suits are made for stalking

Okay, I realize that's like the lamest title ever. You'll have to forgive me. This is getting ridiculous with hottie Will at work. He wore a suit today (why I don't know; must have had an interview for another job) and OH MY GOD HE LOOKED SO HOT I WANTED TO BITE HIM. We don't work together at all, so it's not like there would be sexual harassment issues if I asked him out, but we're geographically close which would be bad if things got awkward . . . meaning that his office is by the copier and mine's between his and his boss's. That's why he's always walking by here, which is why I'm always swooning . . . And we haven't really chatted in awhile; I feel there's been a loss of momentum there. I know he's only here till the summer, but don't know when that means, or what the hell I should do when and if I find out . . .