I get through my workday by stalking. Alas, technical changes in my
drug site of choice have made a lot of people leery of updating, so my
steady stream of voyeuristic minutiae has slowed to a trickle. It
occurred to me to Google this guy I dated in high school, a theater
type with Goth tendencies (redundancy flag). OMG. He's gone from
flowing wavy locks (shut up, I was in high school!) to a SHAVED HEAD
(doesn't look bad, actually, except that I regard a shaved head as
similar to a beard in rendering the wearer utterly sexless.) And he is
indeed still in the performing arts and he has his IMDB profile and
his resume out there. Here is, I kid you not, a list of his last four
film roles:
Homeless Guy
Software Pirate
Zombie
Hit Man
Aww. Back in high school, he was totally the hottest thing on the stage.
1 comment:
Stupid people getting upset over the newsfeed - it's not like the information wasn't out there already.
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